PhD candidate in shitposting. Not investment advice. Appropriating amphibious memes for justice.

Burgerstan
Joined December 2017
Imagine being able to update a spreadsheet and suddenly have an extra billion tether… I’m sort of jealous.
Sorry everyone, I was out partying. Now to read up. Tether seems to have used Excel to 'manage' their reserves, or tell us you're using Excel to manage your 'reserves', without telling us you're using Excel.
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If you really didn't want the Fed to taper next week then crashing the market a few days before is a good way to postpone it
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At this point Bitcoiners are vegans, but about money
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maybe Texas should move to Australia
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Dunno why everyone is right click>saving just single punks. I just got all of them in one go.
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Remember kids: when support tries to troubleshoot products that aren’t theirs in crypto… things are getting weird.
I was scammed / socially manipulated / hacked on @Discord and @OpenSea and lost three @BoredApeYC, four @0n1Force, and three @worldofwomennft totally roughly 250 eth in value by getting tricked into exposing the Metamask QR Code in the Chrome Browser Extension. I’ve never felt
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Highly public failure on high profile, must-win episodes like COVID & the Afghanistan exit indicates that the US government may fail on any nontrivial physical world endeavor. Note also recent local failures in power, water, fire, public health, public schools, public safety.
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Hello friends in my phone, 👋 Still thinking Ichimoku is that sushi roll you ordered last weekend with the crunchy things on top? 🍣 I am here to help! 💪 DMs are always open for chart requests and Ichimoku questions 🤓
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2021: We've so totally lost sight of the ENTIRE FUCKING POINT OF PERMISSIONLESS CRYPTOCURRENCY that we simp-applaud CZ doxxing his entire shitCEX, MUH INDUSTRY A BE BETTR
👏 We think this is a positive step for the crypto industry. When we all make crypto more responsible, we make crypto better. We welcome all others that join us on this journey.
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MASSIVE weekly update: ✅@origin_trail to go LIVE on @0xPolygon@IvanOnTech releases the Guide to #OriginTrail ✅📈H1 2021 REPORT ✅@TraceLabsHQ hackathon in #Belgrade@crypto_unplugd special episode on @origin_trail ✅A masterpiece video by @ChillZoneInt🤯 #TraceON 1/7
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An Apache appears to be doing crowd control to clear the runway for a C-17 military transport aircraft at Hamid Karzai International Airport in Kabul, as hundreds of people are trying to get on flights out of Afghanistan.
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A really good strategy for a Bitcoin opponent would be to exploit divisions within the crypto community to ensure that we can’t mount a collective defense against regulatory overreach This is like counterinsurgency 101
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Got SIM swapped last night. I don't use my cell for 2FA so all good. Friendly reminder to not have any of your 2FA as text! Use apps, etc. Also, how do I get my phone back working? ugh
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All chess positions with 7 pieces or less have been solved. But a sliver of that solution space is just beyond human understanding
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Bitcoin be like Mr. Creosote
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I still cannot believe portnoy bought bitcoin at $10k panic sold a 2% dip then sat sidelined as we pumped for 6 months only to buy the top and hold it
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Fuck
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